pandamiglio:

My dog destroys things then acts like he doesn’t even see it

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fallontonight:

clarence-odbody:

The Tonight Show | John Oliver [x]

John Oliver and Jimmy discuss emotion in the USA vs. England!

theblogchoseme:

If I text you back fast its not because Im thirsty its because my phone was in my hand at the time. The waiting to text people back on purpose shit is childish

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pissedachios:

pissedachios:

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

oh sheet

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zanetehaiden:

Yes mother I have slept for thirteen hours straight but Jesus slept for three days straight and started a religion so I don’t wanna hear it

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jean-luc-gohard:

So apparently iCloud was hacked and pretty much every female celebrity’s nudes were leaked. I’d like to remind my followers not to post them, because they’re supposed to be private, and just because some asshole leaked them doesn’t mean you should make it worse by spreading them around.

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How I feel about my post-graduation plans

wemustbefromthe90s:

whatshouldwecallme:

Freshman year:

image

Sophomore year:
image Junior year: image

Senior year: 

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But wearing black was the best decision
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